Monday, April 27, 2015

Sabbatical Day 29- Fuzzy slippers, Laughter, and the destruction of pride


It is always amazing to me the limits God will go to bring about humility in our lives. Today was no exception. Holly and I had taken our Ford Flex in for an oil change and general checkup earlier in the day so we had to take my Clunker VW to Leesburg, with the 3 kids in the back seat to pick it up this evening. Now, I don't know if you have ever seen a family of 5 in a VW Golf, but it is quite humorous. It took me back to the days of my childhood. Our car was a 83 Chevette. (not to be confused with the corvette).....
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The fights me and my sisters would have in the back seat resembled ultimate fighting matches as seen on television. During these fights the long arm of my father or mother, which ever one wasn't driving, would reach behind and grab for whatever they could find. My mothers hand usually found my hair, or earlobe. It was quite effective. And painful. My dad would usually just shake his head in disbelief.
Well, tonight resembled this scene with remarkable accuracy. Here we are in my VW headed down 7 when smoke began to pour from the hood. Oh wait, I forgot to mention that it was at 5:15 PM! Yes Yes Yes, it was DC traffic which is something that I am still getting used to. I was in the middle lane, trying to get over into the right lane so I could get up on the grass in front of Belmont Ridge. You know, in front of the ponds. With the fountains. Its the place where everyone likes to stare at as they drive by because of its intrinsic beauty. Well not today. Today the view was a Father, Mother, 3 screaming kids and a smoking car. What was I wearing? Sweat pants and fuzzy slippers. I am certain everyone driving by thought we were the Grizwold family driving down from southeastern WV to see the big tall white thing at the DC mall and then were disappointed that this mall didn't have a food court to satisfy our need for Sbarrow. (My family is partly from WV so I am allowed to poke fun). I sent Holly and the kids around the two lakes and to the gas station to wait on Ben to come pick them up and take them to our other car at the shop. I did what every man does who doesn't know anything about cars but in the heat of the moment decides he does! I decided pip the hood and stare at the engine block thinking that maybe if I stared hard enough the problem would fix itself. EPIPHANY! I am a quart low in oil. That must be the problem. So I walked to the gas station where Holly and the kids were waiting and purchased some oil and began my "Walk of Shame" There I was.... with a quart of oil in one hand, walking in the POURING rain in sweat pants and fuzzy slippers right beside the BMW's and Mercedes of Loudoun County that were bumper to bumper in our world famous DC traffic. My sweatpants were so heavy that they began to sag. So I decided to tie the string tighter so they wouldn't fall down. Oooops. No string. So now, in the pouring rain, I have two quarts of oil in one hand and the other is hiking up my sweat pants to embarrassing heights.......and then it hit me.
I began to laugh. I began to laugh, laugh, laugh. So hard that I had to stop walking for a second and regain my composure. I noticed people staring in stunned disbelief but I couldn't stop. I am certain they thought I was either high or intoxicated just plain crazy but it made no difference. It was like one of the situations where laughter is so inappropriate but something leaps into your head from the atmosphere, tickles your funny bone, and causes you to not be able to stop laughing. To make it worse I began to wave at people. Very few waved back. I wouldn't have waved back either. "Kids, look away, look away!!!"
It took me a while before I realized why I was laughing........ It was because I needed this today. I needed a reminder of how small I am and how big God is. WE....need a reminder of how small we are and how big God is. It has always bothered me to think back on the way I react when I am faced with adversity. When the fact of the matter is...I usually don't face adversity. I experience life. And life is full of ups and downs, and there isn't a thing we can do about it. The back story is this. I had an amazing day up to that point, had received some praise for some of my accomplishments, made some wise decisions, and achieved some victories. I was was really proud of myself. My chest was puffed out and I walked out of work thinking "wow, I am really special". Jason Grate you are a home run hitter. Who can I call to make a plaster bust in my honor? Walking through the rain, carrying oil, in sweat pants and saturated fuzzy slippers is just what my pride needed. It's probably what all of our pride needs.
Well I made it home. The VW is in rough shape. It looks like a blown engine. So we are down to one car. And I'm a better man because of it.......
Praise God for the Adversity in your life. Without it we become a faithless, self absorbed shadow of what Christ intends for us to be.
Paul writes in Romans 5:1-5
1 Therefore, since we have been justified through faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ, 2 through whom we have gained access by faith into this grace in which we now stand. And we rejoice in the hope of the glory of God. 3 Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; 4 perseverance, character; and character, hope. 5 And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out his love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom he has given us.
So this week, may your suffering produce perseverance, and may your perseverance produce character, and may your character produce the hope that can only come from the blessed Holy Spirit.

(This is a post from 2011 that I found. Great memory:)

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